7 Reasons Zombies Make Terrible First Time Home Buyers

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It's time for a little Friday fun.

How are zombies different from first time home buyers?

Zombies need brains, not homes.

First time home buyers need homes, and already have brains.

Here's a look at 7 Reasons Zombies Make Terrible First Time Home Buyers.

1. Zombies like brains. They don't listen to real estate agents or loan officers. They tend to attack those closest to them instead.
2. Have you ever tried to negotiate with a zombie? They're not very articulate.
3. Zombies are slow. Going through any negotiation process takes forever.
4. Zombies are decaying creatures. Imagine the smell.
5. A zombie's home is already available: the graveyard. So technically, they're not first time home buyers.
6. Have you tried to pull a credit report for a zombie? It's not possible.
7. If you can get past those 6 reasons, and manage to close a deal with a zombie, he or she will probably ask you to help them move. After all, they probably can't pick up boxes since they are not very agile. Let's face it, that's just an awkward conversation when you have to tell them that you're not a mover or a friend.

Your Takeaway

Zombies make terrible first time home buyers. Sure, they deserve a home like any living, breathing counterpart. But please reconsider taking one on as a real estate client, a loan client or as a buyer for your home.

Meanwhile, we're full of great tips on buying your first home. Check out our free Get Mortgage Ready Kit for all kinds of information. And stay away from zombies!

How would you handle a zombie as a client? Let us know in the comments below!